WELCOME
Laura Lastoria, aka The Glucose Goddess®
is a Type 1 Diabetic and Wellness-Inspiring Comedian and health coach.
As a Type 1 Diabetic for over 28 years, Laura
is more of a "Stand-with" vs “Stand-up“ comedian.
Her Glucose Goddess® performances are
based on her own personal transformational journey from Diabetes to LIVabetes!
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SHE'S BOLD, SHE'S SASSY, SHE'S ENERGETIC, AND SHE'S DIABETIC!
"LAURA’S WIT IS AS OUTRAGEOUS AS HER SPIRIT IS CONTAGIOUS."
She'll guide you on a soul-healing journey while encouraging you to take control of your diabetes, live courageously, and embrace life’s challenges with a greater sense of humor, hope and optimism.
ABOUT LAURA
As a motivational humorist, and diabetes coach, Laura is deeply committed to assisting others in leading more empowered lives with diabetes.
She draws on her medical background of over 8 years as a Surgical Technologist and 15 years of study in the healing arts.
Laura enjoys biking, traveling, caring for people with memory loss and making fun of diabetes during her educational and inspiring comedic performances. She is married and makes her home in a suburb of Boston, MA.
Glucose Goddess®
Laura's mission is to Educate, Entertain, Inform, Inspire and Empower, using compassion and humor; all those whose lives have been touched by diabetes.
"The Glucose Goddess® reminds us,
Don't Diabetes, but rather LIVabetes!"